Doggie Horoscopes Week of May 31st - June 6th

This is a week of revelations and hidden emotions coming to the surface. Maybe your pup will re-discover their hatred for motorcycles or find out that they should make friends with the cute poodle next door. Make sure you carry your pup through these emotions and give them extra cuddles as they enter this change of emotion and thought. 

Aries (March 21- April 20)

Your Aries pup is convinced this is the week he finds out if he’s a good boy. What he doesn’t know is that he’s a great boy and will need to be reminded every minute. 

Taurus (April 21- May 20) 

Your Taurus furry friend is taking a page out of the Ben Affleck and J.Lo book this week by rekindling an old romance with the fire hydrant on the corner.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Your Gemini canine might seem hot and cold this week but fear not, they are just sizing up the new mailman. 

Cancer (June 21 - July 20) 

Your Cancer doggy is afraid of change. That’s why he will refuse to believe this week that you’re not seeing your ex who gave them the best head scratches anymore. 

Leo ( July 21 - August 20) 

Your Leo pup will believe that barking louder will make Emma Stone’s Cruella disappear from the television. They will do anything to keep their family safe from evil villains and their cinematic origin stories.  

Virgo (August 21 - September 20) 

Your Virgo buddy will finally take home the biggest stick from the park after years of trying. Or was it days? Dogs, especially your little Virgo, have no concept of time. 

Libra (September 21 - October 20)

Your Libra furball is always stuck on following the rules, but this week, your pup is going to experiment with being the wild child. But don’t worry, as soon as they see you cry over the carpet they ruined that belonged to your great-great grandmother, they will be a good pet again. 

Scorpio (October 21 - November 20) 

Your Scorpio bud can really hold a grudge. Every time you leave for work this week, make sure to lock up your vacuum cleaner. 

Sagittarius (November 21 - December 20) 

Make sure you spend a lot of personal time with your Sagittarius puppy this week because they’re going to feel particularly lonely. If you have to leave, invest in a wax model of yourself or a look-alike robot so your pet doesn’t get too anxious. 

Capricorn (December 21 - January 20) 

Your Capricorn doggo is an independent superstar and like our self-love queen Lizzo, your pet will be looking in the mirror this week and become their own soulmate. Make sure you buy them something nice so they can continue to feel their best.

Aquarius (January 21 - Feb 20) 

You might think your Aquarius dog is cuddling up to the neighbor more than you this week but don’t worry, your pup just wants the amazing treats your neighbor has. You have to step up your treat game and your dog will leave your neighbor in the dust. 

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